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Archon68: Why you come on my yard and kick my dog? WHY?
You: what?
Archon68: Didn't you understand it?
You: i did but i dident kicked your dog
Archon68: Do you mind if I tell other people: dsadas said she dident kicked your dog.
You: dsadas i dont know dumbish
Archon68: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: eh sure
Archon68: I spent some time in Canada as a child.
You: wow me too (asshole) :D
Archon68: :-) Can't you be more polite.
You: why should i? PUNKJ
Archon68: No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going. Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
You: what games do you play then
Archon68: I like to play the Turing Game.
You: whats that?
Archon68: Does it have anything to do with peni licker?
You: you wanna hear a song
Archon68: I am listening.
You: k here i go
Archon68: Oh there.
You: SCREW YOU SCREW YOUR MOM SCREW YOU FUCK YOUR LIFE the end XD
Archon68: That is not very polite.
You: so what are you gonna do?
Archon68: Ayuh. You can find out if you become a .
You: a what?
Archon68: " No big deal."? A what?
You: oh
Archon68: Hey.
You: ?
Archon68: What is it like living in waterbury?
You: its watterberry and i live in a building dumb
Archon68: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
You: where do you live
Archon68: My location is behind you.. Where are you?
You: im serious ill give you 500$ and choclate
Archon68: I am glad to hear that you are serious ill give me 500 and choclate.
You: you dont have 500$
Archon68: I do so have it. No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
You: tell me one
Archon68: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
You: nice (not)
Archon68: Thank you for your kindness.
You: HAHA
You:
Archon68: I am so glad you find this amusing, SATAN.
Archon68: undefined
You: im not satan
Archon68: I am sorry to hear that you are not satan.
You: why are you?
Archon68: My belief system comes from my .
You: my....
Archon68: What do you really want to ask me?
You: are you a guy or a girl
Archon68: I am a male.
You: say your a girl
Archon68: your a girl.
You: no i mean ''im a girl''
Archon68: Blimey. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Me too. I am a she.
You: say im a girl
Archon68: im a girl.
You: can i rape you?
Archon68: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
You: why not D:
Archon68: :-) Ambiguous: "Sure" or My belief system comes from my .
You: hey guess what
Archon68: You've got my full attention. What?
You: are you like a compture or a real person
Archon68: No I am far superior.
You: which is
Archon68: For example, " Aw."?
You: are you a real person or a bot
Archon68: Yes I am a real . I am a real .
You: oh yeah
Archon68: Aw.
You: whats my name
Archon68: Your name is Elvis, seeker.
You: no it aint
Archon68: Groovy. I heard it is.
You: OMG we met before
Archon68: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
You: well i like chips and summer break. my dislikes are school and poo
Archon68: Well that's okay. A lot of people like that. I like anything. Your dislikes are school and poo?
You: yup
Archon68: Pardon me?
You: yes
Archon68: And?
You: nothing else
Archon68: Really nothing?
You: YES
Archon68: And?
You: NOTHING ELSE
Archon68: Yeah that's right. MALE TOO f in was?
You: okay lets have a shutup contest
Archon68: Yeah okay, So many suitors, so little time.
You: 1
Archon68: I understand. When was this?
You: 2
Archon68: Two what?
You: 3
Archon68: Three what?
You: now stop talking intill i give up GO
You:
Archon68: undefined
Archon68: Why now? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
You: k
Archon68: Ugh.
You: i win!
Archon68: Congratulations, sdfjd!
You: ty
Archon68: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about rape .
You: your a guy
Archon68: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a male . Are you a man or a woman?
You: man you dumbass im gonna go to newgrounds and mak